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DON’T 👏🏼 CALL 👏🏼YOURSELF👏🏼 A 👏🏼JAKE👏🏼PERALTA👏🏼 STAN👏🏼UNLESS👏🏼YOU👏🏼CAN👏🏼QUOTE👏🏼ALL👏🏼THREE👏🏼DIE👏🏼HARD👏🏼MOVIES👏🏼FROM👏🏼MEMORY👏🏼AT👏🏼ALL👏🏼TIMES
Don’t call yourself a Captain Holt stan unless you realize that typing in all caps with claps between every word is a very inefficient way to communicate.
Destroy the idea that you have to be constantly working or grinding in order to be successful. Embrace the concept that rest, recovery, and reflection are essential parts of the progress towards a successful and ultimately happy life.
honestly life is all about the little things that u barely even notice, that delicious coffee u had in the morning, ur friend randomly pinching ur cheek, the moon shining brighter than usual, the radio playing your favorite song. pay more attention to these details!!! they make life worth living
Ahhh, but what if this #MatteoMonday & #FlorenziFriday thing carries on into Matteo’s season?
Imagine it. At first, the same sad, kinda dark memes, then as the season progresses and he meets Ger!Even, they slowly get funnier, and kinda cute, and maybe he actually starts to post a few more selfies, and pics of the boy squad. But then, after Ep 5, they go right back to sad ones again. Back comes the #ihatemondays 😔
Then, during the week between the ending of Ep 7, and week of Ep 8, it’s cute memes, bff pics, maybe even a #whenyoumeetthemanofyourdreamsandfindouthelikes….. or a cute #FlorenziFriday #tgif boyfriend selfie!!
But during the week of episode 9, he doesn’t post anything at all.
Theeen, after the ‘O Helga Natt’ clip, he comes back, and it’s all those dumb soft memes™ with the heart emojis:
AHDBSJSKDH, and we get sweet and loving #MatteoMonday & #FlorenziFriday content from then on.
kids are not supposed to die at school. parents are not supposed to drop their children off at school and then get texts like, “mom if i dont make it out of this, know that i love you and appreciate everything youve done for me”. being in high school is not supposed to be a death sentence. yes, america, you fought for your independance. yes, you won. you’re a free country. but you’re not a safe country. power is not supposed to be more valuable than a human life.